ALABAMA APPLICATION FOR RESIDENCY

PLEASE COMPLETE ENTIRE FORM

Name (check appropriate box):
Billy-Bob
Billy-Joe
Billy-Ray
Billy-Sue
Billy-Mac
Billy-Jack
Billy-boy
Bubba

Age: ______

Sex: M __ F __ N/A __

Shoe Size: Right ____ Left ____

Occupation:
Farmer
Mechanic
Hair Dresser
Firecracker salesman
Unemployed
Welfare

Spouse's Name: ________________

Relationship with Spouse:
Sister
Brother
Aunt
Uncle
Cousin
Mother
Father
Son
Daughter
Pet

Number of Children in Household: _____

Number that are Yours: _____

Mother's Name: __________________

Father's Name (if not sure, leave blank): ______________________

Education: (mark highest grade completed)
1
2
3
4

Do you own or rent your mobile home? Own Rent

Total Number of Vehicles You Own: _____

Number of Vehicles that Still Crank: _____

Number of Vehicles in Front Yard: _____

Number of Vehicles in Back Yard: _____

Number of Vehicles on Cement Blocks: _____

Firearms You Own and Where You Keep Them:
Truck ___
Bedroom ___
Bathroom ___
Kitchen ___
Shed ___

Model and Year of Your Pickup: Year
197_ Model ______________

Do You Have a Gun Rack?
Yes
No (if No, explain)

Newspapers/Magazines You Subscribe To:
The National Enquirer
The Weekly World News
TV Guide
Soap Opera Digest
Rifle and Shotgun
Todays Fishin

Number of Times You've Seen a UFO: _____

Number of Times You've Seen Elvis: _____

Number of Times You've Seen Elvis in a UFO: _____

How Often do You Bathe?
Weekly
Monthly
N/A

Color of Teeth:
Yellow
Brownish-Yellow
Brown
Black
N/A

Brand of Chewing Tobacco You Prefer: Red Man

How Far is Your Home from a Paved Road:
One Mile
Two Miles
Farther than can spit
Don't Know

Send your completed application to:
Office of Residency Applications
State Office Building
Mobile, AL USA

NOTE: You will be notified by mail upon rejection/approval.