TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP WHEN YOU'RE PULLED OVER

10  Back off Barney, I've got a piece.
9  Wanna race to the station, Sparky?
8  I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!
7  On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.
6  You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Wimp!
5  Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
4  Hey wasn't your daughter a porn queen?
3  How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
2  Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?
1  I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunk'in Doughnuts has a 3 for 1 special!